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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    There is always a line at the bathroom
     
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    1. anon_de_plume
      And when you finally get there, the seat is drenched! And if was a woman that just used it!
       
      anon_de_plume, May 15, 2021
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    #21
  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Your kid is always in beginner band class (true horror)
     
    1. boogels
      Ill take your word on it but sounds gastly
       
      boogels, May 12, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      You have no idea lol
       
      Cherrypop, May 12, 2021
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    3. boogels
      I can only shudder at the thought of it lol.
       
      boogels, May 12, 2021
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    4. anon_de_plume
      What instrument? Bagpipes?
       
      anon_de_plume, May 15, 2021
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    #22
  3. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    The towels are always slightly damp
     
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    #23
  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    No birth control of any kind.
     
    1. boogels
      Gotta hope the pull out game is there shudder
       
      boogels, May 12, 2021
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Anal and BJs are in!
       
      1 Toy Maker, May 13, 2021
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    #24
  5. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    There is only single blade disposable razors
     
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Men can only wear tighty whiteys lol
     
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    2. anon_de_plume
      So then... No more blowjobs? Fuck, that really is heck,
       
      anon_de_plume, May 15, 2021
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    #26
  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Your boob is always itchy
     
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    1. speakeasy
      and you're inside a circle of guys staring at you so you can't turn and scratch it discretely.
       
      speakeasy, Jun 23, 2021
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    #27
  8. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    All pets are slightly stand offish
     
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  9. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    I was going to say my ex wife would be there but on second thought, that bitch will be in hell.
     
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    #29
  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Your car alarm goes off every night at 3 am
     
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    1. anon_de_plume
      Are six months, you'll learn to ignore it!
       
      anon_de_plume, May 15, 2021
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    #30
  11. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    Your doors are always creaky and blow in the wind
     
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      And there's always a Dylan song playing!
       
      anon_de_plume, May 15, 2021
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    #31
  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    All the pizzas have pineapple on them
     
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    1. freethinker
      No, that would definitely be hell.
       
      freethinker, May 12, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      :joyful:
       
      Cherrypop, May 12, 2021
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  13. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    Your neighbors are always having really loud and slightly disturbing sex at 4 in the morning
     
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    #33
  14. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Your Preparation H turns into Bengay
     
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      I actually know a dude who was drunk and put Bengay on his roid. Sobered him up fast.
       
      Braxton.B, May 12, 2021
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      Cherrypop and heads-up like this.
    3. anon_de_plume
      Fuck, dude! At least it isn't lube!
       
      anon_de_plume, May 15, 2021
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    #35
  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    The only chocolate is white chocolate *shudder*
     
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    1. bigbird
      thats heaven right there
       
      bigbird, May 12, 2021
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    #36
  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Everyone uses the words “moist” and “squirt” a hundred times a day
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      That's a good one Squirt. I think it made me moist.
       
      Braxton.B, May 12, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      Yea yea
       
      Cherrypop, May 13, 2021
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    #37
  17. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    There are no washing machines everything has to be hand washed
     
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    #38
  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    All the movies are rom-coms or Oscar nominated dramas
     
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    #39
  19. boogels

    boogels Lovers of curves

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    All coldrink (I believe it's pop or cola in the USA) is off brand knock off
     
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    #40
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